Slavery stayed ONLY because of WHITE MEN!!!!

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  1. Rebecca Moseley

    NGL, this seems pretty believable.

  2. Maile Francis

    Those slaves were Martha’s originally. They only became Washington’s when he married her. If he hadn’t married her they might never have been freed.

    • Adam Staples

      Is this for real? Forgive me, I’m an ignorant public-school graduate.

  3. Michael Li

    A so very true moral of this story, a poignant lesson men need today

  4. Liam

    wow it’s all so clear now. Now I need to find a wife to stand up to so I can do my part

  5. Steve

    RE: tonight’s IRL and Wokie the Clown, here’s the story arc you need:

    Wokie graduates from Clown College, winds up doing Woke clowning in San Francisco, and slides further and further into disrepair.
    Bud-Light rep. sees Wokie, hires him. Wokie becomes an int’l star, then Dylan happens and Wokie’s unceremoniously let go.
    Wokie returns to SF, but does even worse than before as SF has become Mogadishu.
    Wokie then has an epiphany, moves to West Virginia, buys a Trump mask, and becomes a MAGA clown.
    Wokie is seen by Tim Pool. Wokie is featured on an IRL episode. Wokie gets hired by DJT and becomes his opener at rallies.
    BOOM! There’s a story arc that’s not sad, it’s triumphant.

  6. Nicholas Brown

    Would not be too surprised

  7. Starlight starlight@totalspeed.com

    I really love the detail in this, especially Washington’s wooden teeth.

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