RE: tonight’s IRL and Wokie the Clown, here’s the story arc you need:
Wokie graduates from Clown College, winds up doing Woke clowning in San Francisco, and slides further and further into disrepair.
Bud-Light rep. sees Wokie, hires him. Wokie becomes an int’l star, then Dylan happens and Wokie’s unceremoniously let go.
Wokie returns to SF, but does even worse than before as SF has become Mogadishu.
Wokie then has an epiphany, moves to West Virginia, buys a Trump mask, and becomes a MAGA clown.
Wokie is seen by Tim Pool. Wokie is featured on an IRL episode. Wokie gets hired by DJT and becomes his opener at rallies.
BOOM! There’s a story arc that’s not sad, it’s triumphant.
Gold.
NGL, this seems pretty believable.
Those slaves were Martha’s originally. They only became Washington’s when he married her. If he hadn’t married her they might never have been freed.
Is this for real? Forgive me, I’m an ignorant public-school graduate.
A so very true moral of this story, a poignant lesson men need today
wow it’s all so clear now. Now I need to find a wife to stand up to so I can do my part
RE: tonight’s IRL and Wokie the Clown, here’s the story arc you need:
Wokie graduates from Clown College, winds up doing Woke clowning in San Francisco, and slides further and further into disrepair.
Bud-Light rep. sees Wokie, hires him. Wokie becomes an int’l star, then Dylan happens and Wokie’s unceremoniously let go.
Wokie returns to SF, but does even worse than before as SF has become Mogadishu.
Wokie then has an epiphany, moves to West Virginia, buys a Trump mask, and becomes a MAGA clown.
Wokie is seen by Tim Pool. Wokie is featured on an IRL episode. Wokie gets hired by DJT and becomes his opener at rallies.
BOOM! There’s a story arc that’s not sad, it’s triumphant.
Would not be too surprised
I really love the detail in this, especially Washington’s wooden teeth.